Oh, the horror... this child must be emulating the activities of adults in the house. Social services will probably arrive with a SWAT team in tow and a no-knock search warrant.
I use to love Smarties and never knew this could be done. The kid's a genius, obviously. I hope he's quick to obey orders amid all the screaming and confusion after the doors are kicked in just before dawn. Remember kid, if you run you'll only go to jail tired. Or dead.